- People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
- Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
- When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
- The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)
- Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
- That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
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